A note from Jaynie

Hey kids! Did you know that if your Mom is being unreasonable and mean and uncooperative, and refusing to stick a straw in the juice-box for you, it is totally possible to gnaw a hole in the side of it and drink your juice like that? It's true! All you need is a couple of opposing teeth, and you're set! The best part - it will NEVER occur to your Mom that such a thing is possible, so you can get away with wandering around, drinking juice (or better yet - squeezing the box and squirting juice all over the house!) for like 5 minutes before she notices and stops you! Yay!