Hello.

Had this conversation on the phone today...

Ring Ring.

Me: Hello?

Unidentified Italian Man: Blahblahblahblahblah.

M: Hello???

UIM: Blahblahblahblah blah?

M: I'm sorry - non parlo Italiano.

UIM: Uhhh... Speak English?

M: Yes.

UIM: Ok. I calling from Sky?

M: (Paying attention now - Sky is my cable company) Ok?

UIM: Ok?

M: Yes?

UIM: I calling from Sky? You know Sky? You like?

M: Yes, I know Sky. I have Sky.

UIM: Oh? You have? Ok, hello. (hangs up)


It was around then that I figured out he was a telemarketer. The "Hello" at the end is still cracking me up.