Jonas has pooped in the bathtub several times recently. Like four times in one week (twice in one evening - right after Joe scrubbed and refilled the bathtub, he did it again.) As those of you with small children know, this is the grossest thing ever. As those of you with no children can imagine, this is the GROSSEST THING EVER.
So, no more letting them play in the tub while you read a magazine. No more having a conversation with your spouse and not paying explicit attention to the water. No more plucking your eyebrows while the two-year-old washes the baby (not that I would do any of those things.) From now on, we watch that butt. We keep our eye on the butt. Washing Jaynie's hair? Doesn't matter - eye on the butt.
All this is to set you up for this little exchange I just overheard...
Joe: Jaynie! Are you ready!
Jayne: YEAH!
Joe: What are we?
Jaynie: The Poop Patrol!
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