Yesterday, the kids and I were in the car when we were suddenly overcome by a "yucky poopy smell". The following is an actual conversation between the Twink and I....
Me: Holy cow! What is that smell? Jaynie - did you fart?
Jaynie: Noooo... but I do smell a yucky poopy smell, Mommy. I think maybe Jonas went poopy in his diaper!
Jonas: [says nothing because he's sleeping the sleep of the innocent]
Me: So, it was Jonas?
Jaynie: Yes, yes I think it must have been Jonas. He's a stinky boy!
[Loud fart sound comes directly from Madam's side of the back seat]
Me: Jaynie! You did it again!
Jaynie: [giggling] Whoops! Mi scusi!
Me: Man, Jaynie - you are a fart monster!
Jaynie: [extremely indignant] I am NOT a fart monster..... I am a fart PRINCESS!
Well, there you go.
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