Trick questions

There's an old Calvin and Hobbes strip that is one of my favorites - Calvin's mom walks in on him while he's hammering nails into the coffee table. She shrieks "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" He looks at her, looks at the nails, looks back at her and asks "Is this a trick question?"

Jaynie does this all the time now. The question "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" has recently been answered with...

Feeding Georgie a Cheerio!
Climbing the chair!
Standing on the table!
Licking the TV! (my favorite)
Sitting in Baby Jonas's chair!
Chasing Victoria!
Going pee-pee on the floor!
Pouring water on the table!
Spitting!
Splashing in the milk! (from her cereal bowl)
Tearing the paper!

Etc, etc. She's a holy terror. She sure is cute, though.